From the thread where I proved conclusively that Andrew is wrong about crunching sounds, I decided maybe I will do my best to spawn a very dumb smalltalk segment at least once a week or maybe month. Maybe quarter.
I am going to avoid really obvious choices where there is clearly a feast meant to invoke delicious feelings... otherwise this list would be all God of Cookery. These are my all time scenes that make me want to eat something.
Mel Smith is a grubby hotel clerk and he opens a book only to find what I envision as a sauce-covered wad of cheese and pepperoni. I don't know if sauce covered pepperoni is a normal thing to encounter in England, though... could be a banger or a mash or a yorkie bar.
It is definitely intended to be disgusting, but I instantly imagine that nice cheap grocery store pizza sauce flavor and it's all that I want.
Chris shows up to a lab very noisily eating pink yogurt out of a beaker my mind races with thoughts of delicious old shitty sugary runny 80s raspberry yogurt.
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
Damone shows up to to the German restaurant to give Rat his wallet and takes a bite out of a huge obnoxious squirty pepper and I LOVE those peppers.
I want that blue milk so bad. I just KNOW it tastes like that delicious barium shake you get before a body scan.
Honorable mention goes to the little granola turd that Yoda steals from Luke. I have an appetite for utility foods like Wasa and Fitnessbrot and Grape Nuts and Meusli so I am positive that thing tastes cool.
Brad Pitt crunching chips on the telephone makes me want chips instantly. He's really chewing the hell out of those chips.
General Slauson takes a taste of the stew and chews on a few little bits and I can JUST PICTURE THE FLAVOR.